RE: MSWRITE-NOW (One-liner Humor) The Topic? Safety

Greetings everyone!


I hope today finds you all enjoying this glorious weather for which we've waited all winter and spring.  


Over here on our home front we're in the midst of a huge outdoor beautification project that has me actually discovering fertile ground underneath blankets of vintage pine needles.  Couple that with the fact that I'm launching my zumba classes tomorrow, so I've got visions of choreography instead of sugar plums dancing in my head and you've got yourself a short and sweet MS WRITE-NOW blog entry today.


So, last week I was commuting my bad self down the hill to the big city, minding my own business when a LARGE truck hurtled into my lane, cutting me off so badly that it rendered me spitless.


I didn't even have time to engage my training horn -- meep, meep! -- to warn the big lug of the impending disaster that was two vehicles occupying the same space.


Right before he shot himself into another lane, spreading the "joy" that was his free-spirited driving method I noted his bumper sticker:




SAFETY IS MY GOAL.


Clearly.